Hello Sweatie! I'm my own little ball of fun and glory. My real name is Azreal! I'm Only slightly narcissistic, with a bit of shy and a bunch of FABULOUS~ I currently live in Austin, TX and I LOVE it here.
Person: It’s so cute that you and your boyfriend are the same height!
Me:. hahaha yeah sure
Person: but why date someone so short
Me: I prefer to fuck someone my height.
I get asked this enough times that this is my usual answer.
THE WORST PART OF HAVING CURLY HAIR IS WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOU HAVE BRUSHED YOUR HAIR LIKE NO I FUCKING HAVEN’T BECAUSE IF I DO THAT I WILL POOF UP AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOUD SO WOULD YOU RATHER WALK AROUND WITH A FUCKING CLOUD HEAD OR WITH PRETTY CURLS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR STRAW HAIR
Client’s response when I quoted him for £15,000.
Editor’s Note: 15000 rupees is about £150.(via clientsfromhell)